Chicago Stray · 115th Street · Solana

Braveheart

20% Dog. 80% Head.

Braveheart, a large tri-colour rescue dog with an enormous blocky head, mouth open, tongue out

He had a bed.
He slept on the floor.

Found wandering 115th Street in Chicago. Eighty pounds, breed unknown, roughly twenty of it head. First night indoors there was a soft bed two feet away and he chose the bare hardwood, because the hardwood was the only surface he knew.

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88 lbs
Total dog.
Head included.
~20 lbs
Head
allocation
74,000
Likes on him
choosing the bed
1
Beds declined,
night one
0
Nights on the
floor since
Unmeasured
Distance from the
bed, night one

Actual size

Nobody has correctly guessed what he is.

Rottweiler, they say. Bully mix, they say. He has asked the internet directly — what do you think I am — and the internet has never once agreed with itself.

Confirmed, per the dog: eighty-eight pounds. One heart-shaped spot. Two eyes, not matching. One very small tail, permanently in motion. Short legs, white chest patch, two tan dots above the eyes that arrive before he does. People say cankles. He raised the cankles himself.

King of the sploot, undisputed. On those legs there was never a second option.

Close-up of Braveheart's enormous head, mouth open, a hand resting on top of his skull
There is no object in this frame for scale, and there does not need to be.

Before

115th Street, Chicago.

No collar. No chip. No one calling his name down the block.

Animal Care & Control picked him up. Chicago Canine Rescue took him in. He weighed eighty pounds, at which point a volunteer looked at him and said at least twenty of them belong to his head. He needed medical clearance before anyone was allowed to want him.

Condition when found: afraid of most things. Friendly anyway.

Two columns

Everything we know about him
Everything we know about who was looking for him
Weight at intake80 lbs
Weight now88 lbs
Head allocation≈ 20 lbs
BreedUnresolved
EyesTwo, not matching
MarkingsOne heart-shaped spot
TailSmall, constant
Found115th Street, Chicago
StatusHoused

Night one

He had a bed. He slept on the floor.

His foster put a bed down the night he came home. Thick, soft, brand new, placed exactly where a dog would find it.

Braveheart walked past it and lay down on the bare floor.

Not in protest. Not to be near a door, or a window, or a person. The floor was the surface he had slept on for as long as he could remember, and nobody had told him the bed was allowed.

Nobody made him move. They left the bed there and waited.

Every other number on this page has been taken. This one has not.

Braveheart lying flat out on bare hardwood, an unused dog bed behind him
Unmeasured
Distance from the bed, night one
Scott Corbett leaning down to kiss the top of Braveheart's head
Twenty pounds of head. All of it kissed.

Adoption day

The foster was temporary. It was not.

Scott Corbett — a Chicago dog photographer who works with shelters — signed on to hold him until the medical clearance came through. Temporary. Everybody agreed to it.

Then the applications came in, real interest from real families, and the man who had been sleeping down the hall from the dog on the floor quietly took himself out of the running by keeping him.

"Today, my meatball gets his forever home."

In rescue they call that a foster fail. He is described, by the only person qualified to describe him, as one of the best fosters and the best big brother in the house.


Now

He sleeps on the bed.

He got up on his own. Took his time about it. Then he stayed.

On furniture, on purpose, and he will not be woken for you or for anybody.

Braveheart sitting upright on a grey dog bed, tongue out, plush toys beside him

The part where there is a coin

The coin is the joke. He is not.

$BRAVEHEART is a meme coin on Solana, launched fair on pump.fun. No presale. No team allocation. No tax. Liquidity burned, one hundred percent community.

There is nothing clever underneath it and we are not going to pretend there is. No roadmap, no utility, no predictions, nothing we would have to break by Thursday. It is a token named after a dog with an enormous head.

Braveheart is already home and is unaffected either way.

Five steps

How to buy

01 — Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Free, two minutes, works on your phone. Write the seed phrase down on paper and never type it into anything that asks nicely.

02 — Put SOL in it

Buy SOL wherever you already have an account and send it to your new wallet address. Start smaller than you think. Leave a little behind for fees.

03 — Copy the contract address

Take it from the field at the top of this page and from no other page. Then check the last four characters against it before you do anything else. Addresses get copied wrong all the time, and the fakes will be using his face.

04 — Swap on pump.fun

Paste the address, confirm the name reads BRAVEHEART, enter an amount you would genuinely be fine never seeing again, approve in your wallet. It takes a few seconds.

05 — Go sit somewhere soft

You have done the hard part. He would want you off the floor.


The only ask

He was found by strangers who bothered.

A control officer bothered. A rescue bothered. A photographer bothered, and then bothered permanently.

If this page did anything to you, the highest-value thing you can do with that feeling costs nothing and does not involve us: go look at the dogs waiting at Chicago Canine Rescue, or at whatever shelter is closest to you, and start with the ones who have been waiting longest.

Then buy the coin if you feel like it. Same mechanism, different street.